Remember how The Mummy was fun in an old school campy adventure sort of way? What if they ditched all that, made it serious, and then added Tom Cruise? You are in right? No… Well, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, you are getting it anyway! Man, The Mummy’s brand is already in the drain due to too many poor sequels and spin-offs, so this teaser does nothing to help it. Maybe the real trailer will interject the fun this series needs so desperately, and for all Tom Cruise’s faults, he is a decent action star. As of now though I am staying far, far away.