There was so much hype surrounding Star Wars: The Last Jedi that it would have been impossible to fulfil everyone’s expectations, but it gets very, very close. Some slight pacing issues keep The Last Jedi from overtaking A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, but it comfortably vaults the rest of the films in the franchise.
The Last Jedi picks up directly after The Force Awakens. The Resistance needs to flee their base, and Rey (Daisy Ridley) needs to convince Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) to join The Resistance to help combat the evil Snoke (Andy Serkis) and his apprentice Kylo Ren(Adam Driver).
It may sound like The Last Jedi uses a lot of the same story beats as The Empire Strikes Back, and it does, but it turns those beats on their heads in some fascinating ways. Sadly, I can’t talk about any of them without giving away massive spoilers, but for all those afraid that The Last Jedi just copies Empire the same way The Force Awakens copied A New Hope, fear not. The Last Jedi is its own movie. I so much want to give examples of how The Last Jedi subverts some of Star War’s tropes, but for your sake, I will just say that it does.
It is no wonder that after Disney executives saw this film they gave Rian Johnson the keys to the franchise’s future. Signing him up for three more films. The Last Jedi is gorgeous and lovingly shot. I only wish that I hadn’t had to sit in the front row, so I could have taken it all in better. If he finds a better editor, I am sure his new Star Wars movies will be fabulous.
Which brings about The Last Jedi’s biggest flaw. It is long, and it feels long. It is showing us some amazing stuff, so I understand the desire to linger a bit, but it could have been tightened up and been a much better film. However, that is my only complaint. Other than that, The Last Jedi is everything I hoped it would be, so if you don’t have plans to see The Last Jedi like the rest of the world, you may want to go get your tickets. Just show up a littler earlier to the theater than I did.
What does $52.4 Billion buy you these days? Well if you are Disney it pretty much gets you all of Fox except Fox News. It is official as of this morning (12/14/2017). Disney now has almost all of the Marvel Movie rights under its umbrella. Bring out the count down clock for Wolverine being featured in a Marvel movie. At this point it is just a best guess, but I am giving it a year and a half. They have to re-cast him/her, and then figure out how to jam him/her in to story that makes sense.
Warner Brothers executives must be screaming in to a pillow somewhere. Though it is kind of on them for not being able to make an actually good movie for two flicks in a row.
Of course Disney also gets another 30% stake in Hulu (they now own 60%), the Simpsons, and all of Fox’s random cable networks. It is safe to say that their media empire just grew significantly. As with any acquisition this big, regulators will get involved even though Disney isn’t technically buying all of Fox. That way the regulators can pretend that they do something useful. In which case, I may have to set the Wolverine Count Down ClockTM back another six months.
Yesterday PC’s biggest game, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds (PUBG), came out on Xbox One, and you may be wondering how it turned out. Well, for better or worse it is PUBG. It is graphically uninspiring, the framerate is choppy, and it feels like you are always fighting the controls, so it is a pretty good port. Thankfully, the heart pounding and exhilarating action holds up with a controller and a couch.
A word of warning, this game is still in Microsoft’s Game Preview Program, which means it isn’t done, and it doesn’t look or feel done, but it is still really, really fun. It also has PUBG’s new vaulting feature. Which is supper handy for getting over walls and rocks. However, that means I can no longer blame dying on being stuck on a fence. I am just not very good.
I will be playing a lot of PUBG in the days to come, and based on the usage numbers online, so will all of you. With that being the case, I will be seeing you all parachuting to your almost certain doom very soon with the rest of Xbox Live.
I have always had fun playing with emulation, so RPCS3 has intrigued me. The PS3 uses a very custom Power PC based processor called ‘The Cell’, so in order to emulate it on an x86 based processor it all needs to run at the software level. The developer recommends an Intel Core i7 or better to get games running decently, but I thought I would give it a shot with my cheap overclocked AMD FX-8320. It didn’t go well.
I couldn’t get games to run over 15 FPS, but I am guessing with a Threadripper or a an i7 I could have stabilized things a bit more. Some people are able to get amazing performance, but most of us are stuck in frame drop city. This is why it is incredible that the Xbox One is able to run un-recompiled Power PC Xbox 360 games so well, and even run some of them at 4K on the Xbox One X.
I am not condoning pirating, and if you are going to run emulators on your PC please buy the software first, and in RPCS3’s case, you can get a used PS3 for far cheaper than you can buy a PC that can run the emulator decently. Not to mention most PS3 games are pretty cheap themselves theses days. All in all, it is amazing what the RPCS3 team has accomplished, but don’t go thinking your bargain PC will be running PS3 games in a playable fashion any time soon.
So the movie is about saving the dinosaurs from a volcano? I can only hope that they jump sharks as well. I mean what the heck?! Did they get a twelve year old to come up with this script. That is the sort of thing twelve year old me would have come up with. Then me and the dinos would jump from couch to couch so that we didn’t fall in the lava. We can only hope Blue eats Owen. That at least would be a surprise. If nothing else it looks like Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom will have lots of action. Big, dumb, action.