So the movie is about saving the dinosaurs from a volcano? I can only hope that they jump sharks as well. I mean what the heck?! Did they get a twelve year old to come up with this script. That is the sort of thing twelve year old me would have come up with. Then me and the dinos would jump from couch to couch so that we didn’t fall in the lava. We can only hope Blue eats Owen. That at least would be a surprise. If nothing else it looks like Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom will have lots of action. Big, dumb, action.
The Gang Is All Here For Avengers: Infinity War!
The first full trailer for Avengers: Infinity War has landed, and it is as epic as you would expect for something that eight million movies have been building towards. It was fun to see everyone in one trailer, and it looks like it will be a good flick. It won’t be long now until we see the first real finale in the Marvel Cinematic Universe according to Marvel Studio boss Kevin Feige.
Conan Feels The Same Way About Assassin’s Creed We All Do At This Point!
While Assassin’s Creed did take a year off to find itself, it is still hard to get excited about yet another entry in to the series. Origins is the 10th game in the main series. That is right 10th, and the first one came out only 10 years ago. Its mythology is so convoluted that no one can or should try to follow it. Which is why it makes sense for Conan to spend much more time focusing on Aaron Rodgers’ injury than playing this game. I bet he and everyone else wished they were playing Wolfenstein 2 instead!